Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Yanks Finally Trade A.J. Burnett, Doppleganger Controversy Continues




The Yanks trade of A.J. Burnett to the Pirates became official on Sunday night, allowing all of us Yankee fans to sleep a little better knowing he'll never start another game in New York.  It's nothing personal, he just sucked.  Sure, he out-pitched Pedro Martinez in Game 2 of the 2009 World Series and won a playoff game vs Detroit last year, but that's literally all he did for us.  So, I really could care less that the Yanks essentially gave him away for two minor leaguers and are still paying $20 million of the remaining $33 million on his contract.  We're the Yankees, we have money.  He was only 34-35 with a 4.79 ERA as a Yankee, and hit a low last year when he led the league in wild pitches and gave up a career-high 31 home runs.  The guy couldn't handle the pressure so I'm glad to see him go.  Let's be real, in his time as a Yankee, the only thing Burnett was good at slinging was shaving cream pies. 






On a side not, I believe there is a bit of controversy about who or what A.J. Burnett's doppleganger looks like.

Some say he looks like Beavis...



Some say he looks like Dennis the Menace...


Some say he looks like an ostrich...




But if you ask me, I think he looks like the lizard from the "Drinking Out of Cups" video...
 
He's right, lighthouses do rule.



Watch the video here ---> Drinking Out of Cups




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