Free advice. Take the day after the Super Bowl off from work. Been doing it the past three years and don't regret it, especially when you have a party at your house. The Monday after the Superbowl is terrible for two main reasons. Number 1, the NFL season is over. No more football until next fall. Huge bummer. And number 2, you feel like absolute garbage. My stomach? Might explode.
Welcome to my life. Too many dabs, too much beer, buffalo chicken dip, guacamole, chips, meatballs, wings, pigs in a blanket, cookies, donuts, etc. I've gone HAM on my poor toilet like 7 times already today. But, guess what? It was all worth it, because I'm not at work. I'm sitting on my couch in my sweatpants about to fire up Game of Thrones. I'm not dealing with d bags who don't take the Super Bowl as seriously as I do.
For the record, the day after the Super Bowl should be a national holiday. It's a recovery day. Why else is New Years Day a holiday? It means nothing, just gives people a day to reclaim their dignity and really think about everything they did the night before. "Did I really do that?" YUP.
As for the game, big defensive battle. Nice to see Peyton ride off into the sunset. Cam Newton will be back. Von Miller and DeMarcus Ware just got after him. I was all in on Carolina as 5 point favorites, but knew that was a mistake when I got a text from my betting website an hour before the game saying that 80% of the action was on Carolina. Never a good sign.
I also knew I should have bet on the over for Lady Gaga singing the national anthem, which was set at 2:20. There's actually a lot of controversy surrounding this since she added an extra "brave" at the end, bringing the song from 2:09 to 2:22. THE DRAMA. They are saying it depends on your sportsbook as to who got paid on the over or under.
What were the odds on Peyton Manning kissing Papa John after the game?
Eli just lost his little brother bragging rights...BIG MISTAKE!
Dude, are you ok?
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