Friday, February 19, 2016

I almost pooped my pants at work today



OK, the title of this blog is misleading. I had already gone # 2. And good thing, because when the deed was done, I reach over to see this:


No TP left. My heart dropped. How terrifying is that? I thought I was screwed. I thought I was going to end up wiping my ass with one of those tissue papery toilet seat covers, which is basically like soft sand paper. And on top of it, I had Taco Bell for lunch. UH OH!

Luckily, not all heroes wear capes. Lysol and all, that's a team player.




What a roller coaster ride. More toilet humor on Monday.  Stay tuned.


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