Peyton Manning retiring from football means his acting career has just begun

Peyton Manning is announcing his retirement tomorrow. His career highlights:

5-time NFL MVP
2 Super Bowl titles in 4 trips
Super Bowl XLI MVP
14-time Pro Bowl selection
7-time first-team All-Pro

One of the greatest football players of all time, no doubt. First ballot hall-of-famer.  I think we were all expecting/hoping he would retire after looking so old this year.  He couldn't throw a pass more than 10 yards and it looked like his body could literally fall apart at any moment.  That's not the point though.  The point is that as the door closes on his football career, another one opens on his acting career.

This is good news for all of us.  Chicken-parm-you taste-so-good. 

P.S.  I wonder if anyone at his retirement press conference will ask him about the whole dragging his balls across a girl's face in college thing...